Sunday, 20 May 2012

DOGOLYMPLICKS

This year's Dog Show on the 8th of July is going to have an Olympic theme. Instead of the usual categories we have:

          • Men's 20m sniff'n'stroll
          • Ladies' 15m strutt'n'pout
          • Veterans' 10 m pant'n'flop
          • Puppies posing
          • Tail wag
          • 6 inch smile
          • 7 leg sprint
          • Pairs legs display
          • Owner look-a-like
          • Olympic Fancy Dress

I confess I've got no idea what most of these mean? Feel free to have a guess....

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