DOGOLYMPLICKS

This year's Dog Show on the 8th of July is going to have an Olympic theme. Instead of the usual categories we have:

• Men's 20m sniff'n'stroll
• Ladies' 15m strutt'n'pout
• Veterans' 10 m pant'n'flop
• Puppies posing
• Tail wag
• 6 inch smile
• 7 leg sprint
• Pairs legs display
• Owner look-a-like
• Olympic Fancy Dress

I confess I've got no idea what most of these mean? Feel free to have a guess....